Oh, the horror!

On every radio channel, be it English or Chinese, for the WHOLE OF YESTERDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING they were playing romantic music.





ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!





And every supermarket, florist and departmental store around the area I stay were selling red and pink stuff. OVERPRICED red and pink stuff...







OH THE HORROR!





MAKE IT STOP......

That thick layer...

I've been wondering why the thick layer of yogurt that sticks to the top of the foil covering Nestle yogurt cups can't be removed without using my tongue or the spoon that comes with the cup. No amount of shaking in any direction can soften the gooey deliciousness...

Is it me or does the radio stations synchronize their ad times?

Was listening to Red, Hitz, Fly, Mix and LiteRadio over the weekend, and found in many cases that their advertisement times are pretty much synchronized. Is there some "super" programme manager that synchronizes all the radio stations (at least the English Radio Stations) to get them to go "ad-air" all at the same time? It's damn hard to find a radio station playing music when the others are running ads. To me that's pathetic, having to listen to the same stale ads over and over again while driving and gnashing my teeth...

Why do we have government incentives?

In yesterday's NST, there was an article about scrapping the "lucky draw" for remaining folks who haven't converted to MyKAD (here) . I fully support the government's efforts to do this, but question why they had to do this in the first place. Isn't a fine and threat for a jail term enough to "encourage" these stragglers to convert? I work 40+ hours a week, and spend a lot of time with my family of three after that, yet I am able to go to the registration department and get both mine and my wife's myKAD done (yes, we got it done before the deadline). C'mon lah, it's not as if it takes 6+ months like five years ago to get a replacement card.

It's like the JPJ and PDRM giving 50% discounts to people who haven't paid their summonses. What next - 50% discount on jail term for murders and rapes if the suspect who is in hiding, or 70% discount on your mandatory death sentence by hanging for repeat drug users/sellers?

Potty Training for Adult Males

I have a beef. It's not a big piece of beef, just a small request to all those 20/20 vision adult males, irregardless of race, religion or sexual orientation.

GODDAMN AIM YOUR F*CKING PR*CK WHEN YOU TAKE A PISS!!!!!

I've seen toilet seats with yellow drippings, not to mention the wall behind the WC. I swear these people just make it a game - whoever can "decorate" the toilet the most wins a prize. I've even seen one instance where some smartarse deliberately yellowed the toilet paper. C'mon, who ever wants to desecrate the most precious of toilet commodities, especially when you really need to go and that's the only available stall?

And I'm not even going to get starting with those who can miss when taking a crap...

Bleh.